An email I recently received:"Subject: just kiss me and get it over with!Message: Hey Just finished reading your new bio and noticed that you look like an interesting pain in the butt. :)Gotta love...
An obvious template email I recently received from an out-of-towner:"Subject: This weekendHi there in NYC,Greetings from Chicago. No, I’m not obsessing from a distance or looking forward to a big m...
A recent email I received from a strange man in London, with whom I had never before exchanged emails.Date: 07/01/2007 04:22 PMSubject: Next time you're in LondonMessage: Please join me for rollerb...
Submitted by an I Liked Your Profile reader, who claims the picture was a normal photograph:Subject: IM Messages You Missed!Message: hey, I love the wacko picture. you were drunk in that one right?...
Submitted by an I Liked Your Profile reader, claiming that Elliot wrote to her "twice, in one day", anxiously awaiting a response:Email #1:"Subject: HiMessage: I have lots of quirks and a few catsC...
Submitted by an I Liked Your Profile reader:Subject: EmailMessage: From Ben NewYou are pretty and sexy. I am big on tongue kissing. I am great in bed. I have a lot of endurance. I can make love 3/4...
Submitted by an ILYP reader:"Subject: QuirksMessage: Would you consider taking toothpicks with me to the movies because I love popcorn but I hate it in my teeth a quirk or just plain dorky?Chad"Whi...
Submitted by Sexagenarian and the City, who wrote the following:Background: the 'weight' category in my profile info accidentally got shifted from 116 to 152. It was worth the error to get this wo...
A recent dating email I received from an overly enthusiastic emailer, who lives 1300 miles away from New York City."Subject: INTERESTED IN A LADY LIKE YOU, ARE YOU MY SOULMATEMessage: Hello: I hope...
Submitted by an ILYP reader, who wrote that the following email came from "an aged Marlon Brando look-alike""I have my butterfly net in hand. You seem like a sweet down to earth woman. I am a power...
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